Criminal Minds

I'm not talking about the show, although I do enjoy watching Hotch, JJ, and Dr. Reed. I'm talking about the one I heard about today at the library.

A patron told me that the fines on his card were due to someone who stole his identity, and used his ID to get a library card. Then that criminal used the library card to check out 4 DVDs and returned them late. What a thoughtful foe. If it were me I wouldn't think to use a stolen identity to get a library card, but if I did, I would check out the 25 max number of DVDs and NOT RETURN them.

But that's just me, imagine you have a stolen identity, not that any of my readers would, but imagine in Bizarro world that you have one. What would you do with it?